is it real or is it botox?

Dear god marks and sparks’ frozen food is dammmn good. Long live chicken & mushroom risotto!

I miss my cats so much I’ve been forced to buy “The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Cat Breeds” and stroke every cat on every page in it. I feel like a pervert.

Its friday and waiting around to eat dim sum with my man-sister equals to a dark cherry mocha at starbucks. You may think I’m being endorsed by starbucks what with all the frequent sightings of the word in this blog but I assure you I haven’t sold out to any multinational companies. That said, starbucks is committed to reducing their environmental impact through increased use of recycled post-consumer materials. Help them help the planet.

I’ll take that bathtub of dark cherry mocha now, Mr CEO.

I tried looking up ‘andale’ ( of Speedy Gonzales arriba arriba andale andale fame) and no such word exists. Essentially he’s just saying ‘up up’ (which arriba means). Maybe ’ andale’ means ‘yours’ and he’s saying ‘Up yours! Up yours!’?

i’m obsessing and i know i shouldn’t.

oh, you do it too.

it’s 1.45am and i’m watching the election votes come in. can’t wait to see the results.

i have spanish me gusta, te gusta, se gusta, nos gusta, os gusta and les gusta practising to do.

me gusta aparatos electronicos - i like electronic gadgets.

does that sound a bit dirty to you?

Aaahh…Near My School Starbucks, the place where couplehood comes to die. As before with Buxom Blond and Brooding Boyfriend, now its Greasy Guy with Bad Tattoo and Asian Girlfriend fighting. She sulks and to appease her sullen demeanour, he whips out his passport, presumably to show her his picture (because let’s face it, that’s we all try to hide) except I think they just met and she’s trying to get his real name out of him. She’s happy now, he puts her coat on her (such chivalry) and they leave to make Greasy Asian Babies.