is it real or is it botox?

I miss my cats so much I’ve been forced to buy “The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Cat Breeds” and stroke every cat on every page in it. I feel like a pervert.

Its friday and waiting around to eat dim sum with my man-sister equals to a dark cherry mocha at starbucks. You may think I’m being endorsed by starbucks what with all the frequent sightings of the word in this blog but I assure you I haven’t sold out to any multinational companies. That said, starbucks is committed to reducing their environmental impact through increased use of recycled post-consumer materials. Help them help the planet.

I’ll take that bathtub of dark cherry mocha now, Mr CEO.

I tried looking up ‘andale’ ( of Speedy Gonzales arriba arriba andale andale fame) and no such word exists. Essentially he’s just saying ‘up up’ (which arriba means). Maybe ’ andale’ means ‘yours’ and he’s saying ‘Up yours! Up yours!’?